3 definitions by Some mate1

shegging

Shegging is an advanced form of negging resulting in shagging.

The attribute of a shegger is the ability to put her down to make her go down.

Once you have mastered the ability to undermine a womans confidence, disarming her feline powers, only to use them against her, you are eligible for the title of a shegger. Negging is the tactic. Shagging is the goal.

Girl 1: Seamus was such a dick to you last night
Girl 2: Yeah i known, but ......
Girl 1: No way, did you sleep with him
Girl 2: I was proving him wrong. He said I would be a lazy lay.... fuck, he was shegging me

by Some mate1 October 22, 2017

Podcast White

A caucasian person whose idea of a good time is to listen to a informative postcast

Seamus: Do you listen to Joe Rogan
Demelza: yeah, but how about true crime

Seamus: you are so podcast white

by Some mate1 August 24, 2019

Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020