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3 definitions by SolidAce87

 
1.
Acronym for Got To Jizz. A point in time when somebody has to leave a social gathering or chatroom to go masturbate. Used either on IM's or in real life.
In a chatroom...
Adam: 'Sorry man i g2jizzle its Thursday'
Dave: 'Its cool. see you tomorrow'

In a social gathering...
Adam: 'Hey man give me your iPhone, i g2jizzle'
Dave: 'Right now?'
Adam: 'Its Thursday man!'
Dave: 'Fine, but hurry'
by SolidAce87 June 25, 2009
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2.
Somebody is so fucking retarded you don't want to waste your breath to say "You fucking retard". A combination of fuck and retard
"Man John was such a fucktard today when he tripped on a bag and spilled his Milo all over me!"
by SolidAce87 March 06, 2009
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3.
when somebody smiles at you after eating chocolate of any kind and their teeth are all brownish.
"Man Alex smiled at me today and all i saw was shit teeth!"
by SolidAce87 March 05, 2009
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