Solid Mantis's definitions

Precocious

A kid who hit puberty by six.

Guy 1-The kid is driving a car, that's almost impressive except he's gotta pull over, he doesn't need to be driving.
Guy 2- Would you quit being so hard on the kid, he knows what he's doing.
Guy 1- Yea, you're right I'm overthinking it, I should keep going its nothing.
Guy 2- Are you okay man? Its just a kid driving, you never saw a kid driving.
Guy 1-That kid had to be in kindergarden.
Guy 2-So you never saw a kindergarten driver, he's a little precocious, what's the matter? The kid is fine, let him drive.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Urban Thesaurus

There might as well be an urban thesaurus.

Urban thesaurus is where you go when you're not looking for a definition.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone who will break the law to enforce it.

The hypocrite broke more laws than some of the people he/she was having put in jail.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020

Cowlick

People who become monsters often had a cowlick as a kid. Charles Manson had a cowlick as a kid.

That kid with the cowlick looked a lot like you.

by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020

American civil war

To those who think the civil war was over slavery, there were slaves in the united states nearly a hundred years before the civil war (and long before the US was a country on American land), yet no president lifted a finger to help them (many of the earliest presidents were slaveowners, of course they weren't lifting fingers to help). Lincoln issued the emancipation of slaves entirely for political/PR reasons, to gain public support for his cause (reunification of the country) from as many people as he could in the North and South. The North wanted to regain control of resources south of the Mason Dixon, which proved problematic with the Southern States seceded. A lot led up to the Civil War.

The American Civil War wasn't fought over slaves, as good as it would sound to hear about the North saving the slaves from Southern tyranny. A kid's history book nearly makes Lincoln a saint.

by Solid Mantis July 26, 2019

Invincible

Knowing from wxperience that you're not easy to hurt or kill isn't the same thing as claiming that it's impossibe for you to die. Just about every kid knew as a kid that they would die, and that along the way to death they would get hurt plenty of times, and that healing back to one hundred percent of who you are never really happens, though it sounds good. Just about every kid knew they bled just like any other kid, no matter their blood type. Some of the bravest souls might have been the kids that died before their 18th birthdays, but really you know this stuff as a kid.

Claiming to be invincible and knowing that you won't get hurt or killed easily is two different things. There is nobody alive that can't be hurt or killed, and there is nobody alive that can't hurt or kill (is incapable of) someone else.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Kennedy

A way of saying somebody is presidential material in the worst sense.

She thought the guy was a Kennedy, but wasn't going to tell him that.

by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021