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by Solid Mantis February 19, 2018
Get the Creep mug.Disrespecting me I'm 4 seazons muhfucka.
by Solid Mantis October 18, 2016
Get the 4 seazons mug.Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.
The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Get the Chicken shit mug.Not a sustainable kind of rough, someone who's desperately just rough enough for long enough to claim they broke somebody's nose, and put everything they had into trying, then goes back to being as silly as they were as a kid.
He/she was too rough to be true, that's how you knew this is not who he/she is or was (as a kid growing up).
by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020
Get the Too rough to be true mug.Something you won't find in Lubbock, Texas, Phoenix, Arizona, most of California, Las Vegas, Dallas, Texas or even Winston Salem, NC. You won't find them because there are no sternwheelers to be found there. A sternwheeler is not unique enough for you though.
Nowadays people have to have slot machines and Texas hold em on board when they get on a sternwheeler, otherwise they will get bored in 15 minutes.
by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018
Get the Sternwheeler mug.A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017
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