Solid Mantis's definitions

Teacher student complex

Someone having a teacher student complex doesn't make their opponents teachers, any more than having a David Goliath complex makes every one of the person with the complex's opponents Goliaths.

A teacher student complex is isolated to the person who has one, it's not everyone's problem.

by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Bucket list

A lot of people make a bucket list with things like skydiving or bungee jumping, things many people have survived. They dont put something nobody else puts on a bucket list, like driving a full length nascar race at full speed going the wrong way the entire time. 500 or 600 laps going the wrong way. People want to put something they think they have a low risk of dying from, and a good chance of living through, and call it a thrill. Your heart would be beating fast enough before your final seconds if you did something nobody else does for a bucket list item, at least then you'd be interesting and original.

The guy/girl turned 5 cars at the speedway into a fireball to do it, but people that knew him/her could say he/she completed his/her bucket list.

by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020

Wintersault

The opposite of a somersault.

Sam-Did you see that girl do a somersault?
Chris- That wasn't a somersault Sam, that was a wintersault.

by Solid Mantis June 9, 2017

Bullshit

The girl who starts changing the rules she made as she went when she finds out they never worked in the first place.

The girl is bullshit.

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020

Chicken

If the chicken came before the egg, something had to get the chicken pregnant before it could conceive the egg. How would anybody know what the first chicken came from? Like your parents, the first chicken could be full of shit and say there was nothing else before it.

Nobody could really tell you whether the chicken or the egg came first. Your imagination is the one thing that determines what came first, and being argumentative isn't the same thing as being right.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021

Shrimp dick

An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.

That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

Humorblind

A guy who could see what you did, hear what you said, but didn't laugh at it.

Carl can hear you he's a bit humorblind though.

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018