Solid Mantis's definitions

Pacifist

Freak the mighty woulda told it like it is, if only he was still around.

Freak the mighty-Youre a pacifist, you pass on the fists.
Other kid stands up to freak the mighty Napoleonic bullying.
Freak the mighty- You monster, I thought you'd never resort to violence, I thought you'd never do that.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Protests

Protests during the time of Catherine the Great didn't do anything. She called herself great, and had the wealth and power to keep anybody from disputing the claim by detracting from the title or calling her something like Catherine the Scum, Catherine the Loser, or Catherine the cunt no guy wants to be married to, so ultimately protests didnt get anything accomplished.

Protests get nothing done, they're just a lot of what politicians already do, talk a lot and get nothing done, a few people might die along the way, a lot of public space might get destroyed, that's about it. They're about the most pointless thing somebody could do with their frustration and anger, waste it. The people they're protesting usually try to get them even angrier, for their own amusement.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

Girly boy

A male who hates males.

The girly boy thought of most males as testosterone fueled assholes and idiots, so he liked to be around females and transvestites since they were as smart as and spiritually in tune with his taste and style as he was.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Silence

Silence is not compliance. Refusing to talk to someone isn't complying with them, since you dont have to talk to anyone.

A mouthy person would call silence compliance, since they want to get people to comply with their policy of saying a lot but meaning nothing, and spreading misinformation.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Smooth

Smooth is when you don't get a ticket for anything.

J.Walk didn't get any speeding tickets, he was just that smooth. It helped that his friends were all cops.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018