Solid Mantis's definitions

Female tyrant

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.

The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). The female tyrant would hide in dark corners at time, and in ppl plain sight at other times, depending on what suited her. There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Rapper

A lot of times a guy/girl who can talk some serious shit. To think it doesn't take talent to talk some serious shit would be underestimation.

Rapper- I catch you wearing pajamas again boy I send my guided missiles at you have you shittin and pissin in em, I even fucked your mama one time before you were born and I started dissin em (you think your daddy is really your father boy?). We're gonna cut everything you love up in little fuckin pieces with a machete and feed it to my pit bull if you ain't fuckin with us, we're gonna come back for you and we're gonna find you while you duckin from us.

Guy who bought CD- How did this guy know I still wear pajamas, this isn't good.

Guy's friend- That guy can talk some serious shit.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2020

Poser

Someone that implies (or says) that because their hair or skin is darker than yours, that they are tougher than you by default, even if they are from further outside a city than you are, or have more money than you do.

There are posers who are from a city, and there are posers who are from outside a city. Some have fair skin and hair, some have dark skin and hair. So really it's a matter of more than just where somebody is from alone.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Superficial

Someone who doesn't want anyone to know what they're really like or who they really are.

He/she was superficial and phony since he/she thought people would like that.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Hang

1) to spend time with
2) a form of execution where the executed is dangled from a rope suspended above ground with nothing to stand on
3) a form of suicide based on the older execution method, often done with other items than rope
4) a state of being suspended

1) rockstar is in town and he wants to hang man
2) he was to hang on the thirteenth in front of people who thought highly of him
3) he's gonna hang himself if someone's not on watch 24/7, we can't allow that, he will hang when we say he will hang, on the thirteenth!
4) the plant will hang off the rear window

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016