Solid Mantis's definitions

Virus

If someone did want to weaponize a virus, they wouldn't have to, the birds, the bees, or the bats would do it for them. There's a lot of money to be made in a pandemic, and a lot to gain for some folks, even as everyone else shuts down.

A virus wouldn't need to be weaponized by a human, and a human that wanted one weaponized knows that, so if anybody starts asking questions, they can always give the bats, the birds, or the bees as the answers

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Youtube

Nowadays, youtube has become a medium for some folks to rant about what they dont have the heart to say in person to somebody.

Some people are turning youtube into an unhilarious joke.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Dude

A guy.

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Winning

There is no winning, there is only not losing what you lost the last time.

There is no winning.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

Halved

Cut in half by a machete.

If anybody knew I didnt get halved on accident Dewey, they'd quarter you.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Technology

Technology and change doesnt make everything better. Theres a preoccupation with safety in everyday life that wasnt there before the 2000s, and it hasn't stopped people from dying. People aren't designed to socialize primarily online or from home instead of in person. Technology doesnt replace nature, and theres danger that comes with nature, there always has been.

Nature is duality, it's not just female and it's not just male. Technology doesnt change nature.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

Headaches

You have to combat them.

The girl whined about so many headaches and stomach aches as a kid that her mother told her she could do that for a living, so she did. She started making headache medicine commercials.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021