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Shoes

Everybody has their own pair of shoes to walk in, which is why nobody can really walk in another person's shoes.
Knowing what a person is like and knowing a few bits of information about them isnt the same as knowing everything about what it's like to be them or live their life, since it would still be your point of view of what their shoes are like to walk in. Without being somebody else, theres no way to walk in their shoes. The same is true when you ask somebody else to walk in your shoes, theres no way for them to do it without being you. They dont have enough information to encapsulate you and your life any more than you have enough to encapsulate them and their life. Really, being yourself is what you know and understand, but whether you still choose to try and be someone else, or think with their brain instead of your own is up to you.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
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Awesome

An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account). He also made his stuffed animals tell him he was awesome, and that he was not a joke.
There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
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Funny/suspicious

Funny in a something else wrong with this guy/girl kind of way.
Funny/suspicious is kind of like the movie crazy/beautiful, where somebody is more than one way at the same time, and it seems like part of hell had to break loose for them to get that way.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Wildfires

Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.
Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will. Stomping your feet won't do anything to a fire that's still burning, anymore than it will do anything about injustice. The fire has to be extinguished before stomping on the embers does anything.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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Dutchboy

The girl had a Dutchboy haircut as a kid.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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Childhood

Childhood was never innocence, it was just the time people were closer to who they really are. Expensive cars and clothes can disguise a person, but they dont make a person. People who try to change from who they were growing up are really trying to disguise who they were growing up.
Expensive cars and clothes dont make a person more real, a poser can buy an expensive car, clothes, or a motorcycle just like anybody else. Who somebody is in an expensive car doesn't tell you who they were growing up during their childhood.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020
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