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Eighth deadly sin

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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Soft

Describing a state of internal sensitivity. A person may not appear soft from the outside, but observation over time has a way of giving away clues. A soft person usually tries to get under people's skin before anybody can find out who's getting under their skin.
Gary often shocked people with his language and the subjects he talked about made people think the guy was balls to the wall about everything, every day. Really though Gary is softhearted deep down, and tends to think the rest of the world feels his pain, even when most people are feeling no pain. He asked them all how does it feel and nobody really knew what to say because they really didn't know how it felt.
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016
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Napoleon dynamite

A movie a lot less people would like if they knew it was about them, as it's a couple of guys making fun of people with Napoleon's syndrome, and how what people say their lives are isn't always the truth if no cameras are watching. Being a Napoleon isn't fun when you don't have Napoleon power and nobody thinks you're Dynamite. That would make you appear to be as nerdy as the two guys in Napoleon dynamite, who had fun making a movie making fun of Napoleon's everywhere and acting nerdy, why the hell not.
He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove! Napoleon Dynamite!
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016
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Clown shoes

All the women wanted to get to know the 6'5 baller since he wore clown shoes everywhere, they were the only size that fit. He also had a catchers mit on each arm so the men planned his early funeral.
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016
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Terrierist

1) any owner of a breed of terrier, a breeder of terriers is the head of the terrier cell.
2) a terrorist who thinks they are a lot badder than they actually are, a terrorist who's afraid to blow shit up
1) those yuppies are all terrorists!
2) you ain't really gonna commit suicide bombings like a badass doberman terrorist would, you're just a little terrierist boy, you got no terror in your balls
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016
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Texaho

I'm fi'ina texaho.
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016
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Rapier

A lightweight sword used to rape a woman on a fence. Protective gear is a must, as rape is a high risk game.
He pulled out his rapier and took the pu$$y right out in the middle of a field of cow shit.
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016
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