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Roy Cooper isn't frustrated, he doesnt have to be frustrated with anything, he's a governor. At least part of his job involves frustrating other people, not getting frustrated himself.
Roy Cooper is trying to persuade people in his state that he's as frustrated as they are, but they are not the governor, just like he is not one of them, he's the governor. He's no more on their side than the media or any other corporate entity.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
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by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020
Get the Bad sex mug.The great thing about a disco ball is even though it's made of mirrors, nobody can see their own reflection in it, they just see a spinning ball of light. However, if a narcissist was to start hanging from the ceiling where the disco ball was, people would see a narcissist hanging there from the ceiling.
The disco ball was shining brightly.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.
by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021
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by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019
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The open face sandwich is for lunch or whenever you get hungry for one, anytime you get hungry for one period ends the statement
by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
Get the Open face sandwich mug.A city that ought to be glad to have a feminine sounding name. Named after the German born wife of king George III, the city is named after Charlotte of mecklenburg-sterlitz. If the city had not been named Charlotte, it would have been named after a sexist, and even worse, British male monarch, with a name like Georgetown or George ville, just like every other city, town, or state with such a name. I find Charlotte far less arrogant and much more hospitable, and I am glad that is the name of the city I come from.
Charlotte is the queen city, not the king city, but it's still crown town, who else is crown town? There go the crickets.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016
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