Solid Mantis's definitions

Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Eliminate

Get rid of.

Anybody that tries to erase, eliminate, destroy, demolish, change/transform, or burn anything people will miss would never be missed themselves.

by Solid Mantis February 22, 2021

Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Totalitarian

When the state is totally in control of most people's lives, though there will always be a few the state doesn't control, which makes what the state says about not totally being in control somewhat true, even if it's mostly bullshit.

The country was a totalitarian state.

by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020

Rights

Usually an authoritative source tells you what your rights are, which is why you have none.

Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.

Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021

White

If theres a color more bland than beige, its white(even though white and beige aren't really colors). It's a good thing people with pale shades of skin aren't really white (just like people with dark skin aren't really jet black skinned). At least beige is a little bit dirty.

White is bland. At least beige is not hand sanitizers, masks, bleach, and sterilizing everything free of germs.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020