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Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guys. He can't fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Get the Hatchback pridemug. Walking by a spot one day and seeing someone, then walking by the same spot (not 15 to 30 minutes or so later, but hours of the same day later) and seeing the same person, still in the same spot they were when you last walked by.
This guy is still here outside the front of this store just sitting there. The sun is about to go down, that is stupidity. What is he waiting for to try doing something else?
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Stupiditymug. When some people say open your heart, they really mean share your weaknesses with me so I know how to destroy you. In reality, your heart is already usually open enough, and welcoming enough.
The girl wasnt gaining people's trust or acceptance, so she tried to attack their heart to protect her own, since opening her own heart wasnt something she could calculate the odds of surviving, or have the statistical data to back up or justify every move she made while her heart was open.
by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020
Get the Heartmug. The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020
Get the Reality show family membermug. by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
Get the Superficialmug. 1) to spend time with
2) a form of execution where the executed is dangled from a rope suspended above ground with nothing to stand on
3) a form of suicide based on the older execution method, often done with other items than rope
4) a state of being suspended
2) a form of execution where the executed is dangled from a rope suspended above ground with nothing to stand on
3) a form of suicide based on the older execution method, often done with other items than rope
4) a state of being suspended
1) rockstar is in town and he wants to hang man
2) he was to hang on the thirteenth in front of people who thought highly of him
3) he's gonna hang himself if someone's not on watch 24/7, we can't allow that, he will hang when we say he will hang, on the thirteenth!
4) the plant will hang off the rear window
2) he was to hang on the thirteenth in front of people who thought highly of him
3) he's gonna hang himself if someone's not on watch 24/7, we can't allow that, he will hang when we say he will hang, on the thirteenth!
4) the plant will hang off the rear window
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
Get the Hangmug. Socializing problems with white people and black people-
Black guy goes to white guys house-
Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?
White guy goes to black families house-
White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.
Black guy goes to white guys house-
Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?
White guy goes to black families house-
White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020
Get the Dogsmug.