Solid Mantis's definitions

Giraffe in the room

Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.

Nobody wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room except for Dewey Cox.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

Queen bee

The epitome of smooth.

The queen bee was socially the epitome of smooth, and thought everyone else's life was not as good as hers, that she was better than everyone else.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Tweeter

Anybody who ever used twitter.

Take it easy tweeter, that guy must have no life if he's forty and always on twitter, don't do him like you did him that one time.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016

Good acting

Something a team from LA would do naturally, especially at a time they were more desperate than usual. They know Tampa Bay doesnt have the sizable film/TV/music/media/entertainment industry of LA, so they might think of a team from Tampa Bay as suckers for good acting.

Don't put it past a team from LA to resort to good acting at opportune times to try and discourage the other guys. Especially if they think they're smarter than a team that plays baseball out in the sticks.

by Solid Mantis October 27, 2020

Terrierist

1) any owner of a breed of terrier, a breeder of terriers is the head of the terrier cell.
2) a terrorist who thinks they are a lot badder than they actually are, a terrorist who's afraid to blow shit up

1) those yuppies are all terrorists!
2) you ain't really gonna commit suicide bombings like a badass doberman terrorist would, you're just a little terrierist boy, you got no terror in your balls

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Compromise

Another way of saying people are going to be obeying the rules of somebody else's agenda when all is said and done.

People compromise because the people that try to get them to compromise don't tell them they have other options, or that nobody else tells them what their options are, because they are their options. Once somebody starts trying to tell you what options you have, they're trying to take your options and replace them with their own list of options. If somebody else is feeding them to you, they were never really your options in the first place.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Trainee

Someone you are training to do a job.

Your trainee knew he was going to have trouble with you, so he kicked you in the pussy.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021