Solid Mantis's definitions

Chicken

If the chicken came before the egg, something had to get the chicken pregnant before it could conceive the egg. How would anybody know what the first chicken came from? Like your parents, the first chicken could be full of shit and say there was nothing else before it.

Nobody could really tell you whether the chicken or the egg came first. Your imagination is the one thing that determines what came first, and being argumentative isn't the same thing as being right.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021

Sheep

It's clear the next government thinks of most people as sheep if they're looking out for a few more violent ones blended in with the peaceful protestors.

A herd of sheep is what the new government thinks of most people, and they've let people know it.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

Humorblind

A guy who could see what you did, hear what you said, but didn't laugh at it.

Carl can hear you he's a bit humorblind though.

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018

Sports betting

The reason there's an investigation into the Astros in the first place. If it weren't for bets made against the Astros or Red Sox, there would be no investigation. Two teams that were supposed to get beat didn't get beat, and people are making demands about it now.

Sports betting is the reason for the cheating investigations, if nobody lost any money, there wouldn't be stories about scandals. Somebody feels the Astros and Red Sox owe them for money they lost on their bets.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020

God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.

You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

Decent people

Even if there's just a few in your area, there's never just one.

Even if you're the kind of asshole who is content to play nothing but solitaire his whole life, you know there's some other decent asshole somewhere you've been, it was never just you. There were more decent people, if you really were all decent.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Ballstrike

In baseball, when the pitcher hits the batter in the nuts with a curveball, it's always called a ballstrike.

Umpire-Ballsteeerike! (Ballstrike in umpirish)
Batter- F$%K I can't feel my legs, ahh!

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2016