Solid Mantis's definitions

Office snitch

Someone who has an authority figure make a rule against something he/she doesn't like somebody else doing. Has a goal of being in charge, but will just put a bunch of rules in type against what he/she doesn't like if he/she does end up in charge of something, and will have the police or another authority figure handle getting their hands dirty with something or someone.

The office snitch was on a path to get his/her hands on power.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019

Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Surface wholesome image

Someone with a darker side you cannot detect, because they're always trying to get everyone to show their brighter, positive side.

She denies having any darker, negative feelings because with her surface wholesome image, she wants the world to think she is lighting up the world around her, even if everyone continues to turn on each other, and things continue to get worse every time they change, even if all her friends and family and everyone around her but her is dysfunctional and fucked up. The results of her behavior are all negative, but everyone is expected/forced to call it something positive like hope for her. There are some of us that just want to openly darken the world around us a little more without the pretense of doing anything good for anybody else, or helping/saving anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021

Hatchback envy

A deadly sin.

Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Avatar

A movie that was not about a group of people trying to blow away some brown-skinned people. Yea, the main character was a guy named Big Daddy Jake Sully or something like that, and the other characters he met that weren't from earth had dreadlocks and lived in the jungle, but you knew they weren't brown-skinned humans (or Indians) because they were dark blue skinned (think of them as being closer to blue hedgehogs) aliens from the planet Pandora. Unobtanium wasn't like silver, gold, or oil, it was something so valuable EarthLink went to war with natives of another planet to get it, but it was unontanium, even if they got a little bit of it, they'd never really get the kind of uranium they went to war over. In the end Big Daddy Jake Sully goes to prcotcect his new friends on his new planet, nothing like that has ever happened before, since brown-skinned people don't fly on the backs of pterodactyls on real life, you can tell the avatars are dark blue skinned aliens, not humans.

Avatar wasn't a movie about human greed, it was a movie about being comfortable with 9 foot tall dark blue skinned aliens that were not anything like the biblical description of goliath, they were decent aliens.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020

Hypocrisy

A guy who beats the shit out of his wife and wins a baseball game in the same day has accomplished 2 things that day, one considered (agreed to be) by most people to be negative, the other positive. You could ask OJ about what that's like, nobody thinks of OJ without thinking of a criminal, people hardly remember he played football too. If you're gonna judge one book by its cover, shouldn't you judge all books by their covers? The same people who don't think each person is different are usually the ones telling people not to judge books by their covers, and that there's more than meets the eye in the first place (except with guys like OJ or wife beating baseball players, for some reason they think you should judge certain people if they tell you to do so). They tell you don't underestimate them, but its fine if you ridicule others.

Judging one kind of book by its cover and not another is hypocrisy. Since everyone's a hypocrite, everyone would have a cause to investigate hypocrisy in others.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020