Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Dogbert

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.

We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.

by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004

Priametry

The measuring of one's generative organs. As coined by UberBagel. The process of measuring ("bacing") must be done with an instrument known as a "kow".

French priapisme, from Late Latin pripismus, from Greek pripismos, from pripizein, to have an erection, from Pripos, Priapus. From Latin metricus, relating to measurement.

"Dude, My priametric reading generated a higher output than yours!"

by Soiled Undergarment November 2, 2003

safe sex

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Anti-pirate Buttpirate

An organisation like the RIAA, MPAA or BPI who are aiming to cut down online piracy.

"Dude, did you hear about that teacher that got sued by the anti-pirate buttpirates?"
"Yeah, god damn the BPI."

by Soiled Undergarment November 7, 2004

spank bank

A sperm bank.

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

Aye

Shakespearean English word meaning 'yes'. Aye is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.

"More tea?"
"Aye."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

handshake

What you don't want to do with a wanker.

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003