Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Oi!

The British version of "hey!"

"Hey, meatbeater!" (US English)
"Oi, wanker!" (UK English)

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

KAKAKAKT

Cact's license plate.

"Dude, Cact is doing 30 on a hwy!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

f1

The function key F1. It really gets on my tits for some reason.

"For help press F1." -Micro$oft

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

F12

Last function key.

"Dude, press F12."
"Dude, why?"
"Dude, Just press it."
"Dude, nothing happened."
"Dude, it's great isn't it."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Scroll Lock

A really funny key on the keyboard to press, I haven't noticed it working - I've only seen the light it makes.

"Dude, Scroll Lock is awesome!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

España

1. A fancy term for a spanner.
2. Spain in Spanish.

"Dude, pass me my España."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

bog roll

Brit. Slang.
Toilet paper. Bog - toilet. Roll - roll of paper.

"Dude, I have real bad diarrhoea and we're out of bog roll, can you run down to Tesco for me?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003