Soiled Undergarment's definitions

teledildonics

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

randomly typed keys

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.

"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Fornicate

Phornicate is when you sweet talk the BT operator and/or when you fuck up phone lines.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

99 cent store

A store where everything costs 99¢.

"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

autoexec

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

environmentalist

Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.

"So you're an environmentalist huh? That's a big title for a small shit like you."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003