1 definition by Softy McJubejube

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A tall man who closely resembles a horse, but can't grow facial hair, purchasing a combination of kiddy fiddling materials from his local municipal store, i.e lollies, a fake beard and moustache and lubricant.
Dave (full time warehouse shelf stacker) : Holy crap did you just see what that giant paedihorse just bought? I wouldn't like to see the aftermath of the little boy when he's finished with him!

Jared: I'm fucked in the head

Dave: Hey! You CAN talk.

by Softy McJubejube August 22, 2007

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