Paedihorse 

A tall man who closely resembles a horse, but can't grow facial hair, purchasing a combination of kiddy fiddling materials from his local municipal store, i.e lollies, a fake beard and moustache and lubricant.

Dave (full time warehouse shelf stacker) : Holy crap did you just see what that giant paedihorse just bought? I wouldn't like to see the aftermath of the little boy when he's finished with him!

Jared: I'm fucked in the head

Dave: Hey! You CAN talk.

Paedihorse by Softy McJubejube August 27, 2007

Pandahorse 

Being so fat that you can't fit through doorways, you can not be described as a cow,whale,walrus, or and other large animal so you combine a panda and a horse to get the Pandahorse.

Hahaha Hunter your mom is so fat she is a pandahorse

Hunter: Yeah I know xD

Pandahorse by hsddhsd October 29, 2010