3 definitions by Soccerology 101

Soccer Vegan

A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.

Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!

by Soccerology 101 June 19, 2018

Monopoly Man

Any person who has something of value such as money, power, or other desired qualities and uses his possessions to buy the friendship of others. Usually this type of person could not make friends with their personalities so they have to use their wealth to buy others. Monopoly Men/Women can also use their abilities to buy favors at wim in order to mess with others for personal gain. Monopoly individuals usually are terrible persons who, through hard work or daddy's inheritance, acquired their wealth/power and uses it irresponsiblely for personal gain or entertainment.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that James got bought by that Monopoly Man yesterday. I'm guessing he is really after you.
Guy 2: Yea I know, that Monopoly Man wants to use James to convince me to willingly let that Monopoly Man sleep with my girlfriend.

by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018

Síke

Síke has the definition similar to sike, swerved, curved, or pwned. Síke should replace our current use of sike, as síke can be yelled during moments when an individual has avoid a collision, contact, or friction with another person, building, or other objects.

Skateboarder 1: Hey, watch out for that car!
Skateboarder 2: *sees car and narrowly avoids it*
Skateboarder 1: Síke!
Skateboard 2: That really was a nice síke bro!

by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018