Josh is a fat ginger fire-crotch bitch. He is a loser and has no friends, except his granny. He desperately wants to be a woman. He is the most pathetic piece of shit in the world. People who are around him want to punch him because he is a mouthy, cocky asshole. He will never have a life. Josh loves to start drama with people because he has nothing better to do. He is so fucking fat he breaks every car his lard ass ever sat in. He is creepy and will stalk you. He is very ugly and pimply faced. It looks like someone shit on his head. No one wants to be around him because everything that comes out of his mouth is disgusting and insulting. His favorite things are twinkies and big gulps. The only thing he knows how to do is eat and smoke weed. He's a lazy fucker and stinks like 100yr old ass cheese because he's too fat to wash in between his fat folds. He's never seen his penis. He's not sure if he even has one. Josh is the herpie on the dick of society. His life sucks and you just cant get any uglier, red-headed, fat, stupid, lazy or disgusting than Josh.
When you see Josh yell: Red, Red, who shit on your head??
Josh is the red-headed step child you love to hate and treat like shit
If you cant find your penis then you're a fatass Josh
If the only action you get is with a twinkie then you must be Josh
If you ever busted the axel on a car out with your fatness then yep, you're Josh.
Sean is your typical inner city loser. He is jobless, has many kids but doesnt take care of them and he's the laziest fuck you will ever meet. You could call him a tool but hell, even a tool serves a purpose. He is a crack addict and loves it so much. He smokes so much crack, he puts Charlie Sheen to shame. He just cant get enough crack. His sole purpose in life is to fill up the crack-pipe. Sean is a manipulative liar. He is selfish. He hates old people and women and he will beat them. He is very annoying and most people cant stand to be around him for more than a minute. He is loud and obnoxious. He is creepy and weird. He is a theif and will steal anything he can get his hands on. Sean is a lousy human being. You just cant get any more pathetic than Sean. Unlike Charlie Sheen, Sean isnt bi-winning, he's losing, duh!
Sean can smoke more crack than Charlie Sheen any day!!
Kimberly is a fire-crotch bitch. She is evil. She is a pill fiend. She's a thief and a liar. She's a miserable hag who loves to start shit with people. She loves to cry and whine about her pathetic life so people feel sorry for her and pay attention to her. She's wore out and crotchety. She is a joke and everyone laughs at her sorry ass life. She's ugly and pale. She's weak and stupid. She's an intolerable bitch. She smells like death and percocet. The mere sight of Kimberly makes you angry and want to smack her face off. The sound of her voice is like a dying cat in heat (make sense?) Yeah, thats how awful it is. You will want to punch her in the throat just to shut her up if you're around her nasty ass. Kimberly is a sorry ass loser and the most pathetic thing you could be.
If you cant get a handle on life because you're a pathetic bitchass loser, you're Kimberly
Kimberly is the meaning of being a full blown, out of control pill head....'Nuff said.