3 definitions by So crazy anonymous it hurts
When you have thoughts that are entirely consumed by donuts. You know, instead of you consuming donuts, the donuts consume your mind.
Man, I can't get any work done. My mind is filled with memories of the smells of Crispy Cream.... the delectable taste of desert for breakfast... I just cannot stop thinking about donuts. It looks like my mind is filled with donoughts....
by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 20, 2020
When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.
Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!
by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 18, 2020
A respiratory illness that causes really hateful, mean things to spew from the lungs.... The illness is unfortunately rarely fatal, but it can cause people to wish for the death of those inflicted...
Man, what is going on with John? He used to be so kind, but now he is so mean. He seems to have come down with a serious case of cuntvid-19.
by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 18, 2020