3 definitions by Snitches.get.stiches.

double device

(V.) (N.) The act of taking a picture of a snap with another phone. This is basically a anonymous screen shot.

I just double deviced Emily I'm about to expose the shat outta this girl.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"

Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

puppet fucking

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017