SnakeBiter's definitions

Dual Protection

This desperate move is used during a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) when there is only one condom available. When Guy1 is done banging the girl, he gives the used condom to Guy2 so he can bang the girl with protection.

Kyle decided to pull off the dual protection so DJ can get some as well. Besides the fact that the condom was soggy and tight on his big cock, DJ was able to get some.

by snakebiter October 7, 2009

target misdirect

Sex move used during a threesome. When two guys are double penetrating a whore, one of the guy pulls out and instead of jizzing on the whore, he jizzes on the other guy (added humor if you jizz on the other guy's face).

While double penetrating a whore, DJ pulled off the target misdirect on Aki for kicks.

by snakebiter October 9, 2009

Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009

Hookcock

Similar to a hook punch except you do it with your penis. One grabs his penis, hooks it to the left or right, and slaps somebody with it across the face.

Brian decided to hookcock his buddy Bobby at the party because Bobby was passed out.

by SnakeBiter November 4, 2009

The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009

The Bahamut

A devious sex move used when the man is drunk. While doing your bitch missionary style, when you feel the urge to yack, you imitate Bahamut (from the FF series) preparing to cast Megaflare (spread your arms, flap them slowly, tilt your head back, and take a deep breath). Once you're ready, roar as loud as you can, point your head down towards your bitch, and yack all over her.

I pulled off the bahamut on Amanda last night, and she was proud that I did. What a dirty bitch.

by SnakeBiter November 18, 2009