SnakeBiter's definitions

The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009

Dual Protection

This desperate move is used during a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) when there is only one condom available. When Guy1 is done banging the girl, he gives the used condom to Guy2 so he can bang the girl with protection.

Kyle decided to pull off the dual protection so DJ can get some as well. Besides the fact that the condom was soggy and tight on his big cock, DJ was able to get some.

by snakebiter October 7, 2009

Smelly Zangief

Sex move derived from a character from Street Fighter 2. When two people are performing a 69, one farts on the other's face and clinches on the partner like the spinning pile driver so he/she can't escape.

Jason pulled of the Smelly Zangief on his partner Robby. It sure sucks to be stuck with the smell of a fart and a cock in your mouth.

by SnakeBiter October 19, 2009

H Formation

Sex position used during a threesome. 1 guy doggy-styles the ho standing up while the other guy receives head standing up. The positioning of the three forms the letter "H".

Fabian and Fabio pulled off the H formation on this one biotch. Fabian rammed her from behind while Fabio was getting head.

by SnakeBiter October 14, 2009

target misdirect

Sex move used during a threesome. When two guys are double penetrating a whore, one of the guy pulls out and instead of jizzing on the whore, he jizzes on the other guy (added humor if you jizz on the other guy's face).

While double penetrating a whore, DJ pulled off the target misdirect on Aki for kicks.

by snakebiter October 9, 2009

The Bahamut

A devious sex move used when the man is drunk. While doing your bitch missionary style, when you feel the urge to yack, you imitate Bahamut (from the FF series) preparing to cast Megaflare (spread your arms, flap them slowly, tilt your head back, and take a deep breath). Once you're ready, roar as loud as you can, point your head down towards your bitch, and yack all over her.

I pulled off the bahamut on Amanda last night, and she was proud that I did. What a dirty bitch.

by SnakeBiter November 18, 2009

Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009