SnakeBiter's definitions

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009

Hookcock

Similar to a hook punch except you do it with your penis. One grabs his penis, hooks it to the left or right, and slaps somebody with it across the face.

Brian decided to hookcock his buddy Bobby at the party because Bobby was passed out.

by SnakeBiter November 4, 2009

Braveheart

Sex move where a man penetrates a female on her period or penetrate somebody's anal until they get blood all over the penis. Then you pull out and yell "Freeeeeedooooom" and cock-slap your partner's face with your bloody "sword".

Sam pulled off the braveheart on Mike. It was pretty bloody and funny mate.

by SnakeBiter October 13, 2009

H Formation

Sex position used during a threesome. 1 guy doggy-styles the ho standing up while the other guy receives head standing up. The positioning of the three forms the letter "H".

Fabian and Fabio pulled off the H formation on this one biotch. Fabian rammed her from behind while Fabio was getting head.

by SnakeBiter October 14, 2009

Expwned

Where one has feelings for his/her ex and keeps getting in contact with him or her, which results in being pwned one way or another due to being a spin-less retard who can't get over the ex and move on.

Jonny and John were Expwned the other night; they should've known that it was a bad idea to contact their ex.

by SnakeBiter November 2, 2009

Smelly Zangief

Sex move derived from a character from Street Fighter 2. When two people are performing a 69, one farts on the other's face and clinches on the partner like the spinning pile driver so he/she can't escape.

Jason pulled of the Smelly Zangief on his partner Robby. It sure sucks to be stuck with the smell of a fart and a cock in your mouth.

by SnakeBiter October 19, 2009

The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009