3 definitions by Smoochieman
A Sydney or a Nicole is the type of gal to eat Rocky Mountain oysters and enjoy walking around in her garden wearing overalls while stuffing heirloom cherry tomatoes in her bibs then running to the beach to make a little yummy tomato paste in her overalls. She will always claim that she takes nudes but never has the proof and she thinks she so damn cool with her bronco. She prides herself on her “wokeness” but still hasn’t painted her fish man. Bit of a wild card, says frequently I “Only dates white guys” but you never know. The night is young and when push comes to shove maybe that bush of a stash won’t get in the way of her love making. She says she’ll never move up to California but then moves there
by Smoochieman December 6, 2021
Mitchel is the type of guy to say I’m gonna go drop the kids off at the pool when he extrudes a large turd from his anus
by Smoochieman December 6, 2021
by Smoochieman November 28, 2021