2 definitions by Smoked Bear
A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.
“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”
by Smoked Bear April 30, 2021
Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*
by Smoked Bear March 26, 2020