6 definitions by Smittytricks
An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.
Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.
by Smittytricks June 20, 2011
Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
by Smittytricks December 29, 2011
by Smittytricks December 27, 2011
by Smittytricks December 28, 2011
A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.
by Smittytricks July 5, 2014