10 definitions by Smith mcJohn
A small bioluminescent spore (usually purple) that drafts around until it finds its way into a persons anus, embeds itself in the rectal wall for a period of time and then expands suddenly and rapidly until it explodes, usually blowing the unfortunate victim in two.
by Smith mcJohn March 6, 2016
Pronounced: fl.oh.ve.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 1, 2016
Pronounced: fl.oh.ve.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 1, 2016
Pronounced: fl.oh.ve.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 1, 2016
Pronounced: fl.oh.ve.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 1, 2016
Pronounced: fl.oh.ve.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 1, 2016
Pronounced: fl.oh.ve.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 1, 2016