Smash Brown's definitions

Grommet Vommit

The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.

Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit

by Smash Brown March 22, 2005

Meat Hammer

The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK

I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.

by Smash Brown March 9, 2005

Fruit Picker

A homosexual man, usually very flamboyant in appearance and demeanor

I was at this club the other night and a damn fruit picker was tryin to push up on me. I was all like, "What do I look like a fucking Beef Tree???"

by Smash Brown May 13, 2005

The hang down

A clever name for your Cock!

I got some Stanky on the hang down last night, it was dope...

by Smash Brown May 17, 2005

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

To have male homosexual tendencies

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Beef Braille

A dirty lumpy ass dick that reads like a magazine to a blind person

Two weeks after fucking that nasty girl in Myrtle Beach I had the worst case of Beef Braille.

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005