Definitions by SmartJess

Alprano 

A rare species of beast with a wide upper vocal range. They commonly have strong hind legs and feed on nightingales. They are always on the move, making them difficult to photograph, unless they are inebriated.

Other variations: Sopalto.

Sorry! That alprano landed the role in the musical you were here to audition for while you in the bathroom, and now she's off to workout.

Alprano by SmartJess April 30, 2011