5 definitions by Smarderthentheaveragebare
An intelligent "Italian guy" that has a perfect six pack, and a huge penis,but acts like a huge dick ,so you have to drink a six pack to deal with him.
I've had the Franzoni lately....yeah,even with that brain,and perfect body,and giant weiner....I had to drink a six pack just to deal with him being a huuuge DICK!
by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021
A really great girl who puts up with beautiful men,that have ugly additudes. She has almost lost her life and sanity because she was looking for her soulmate.
That girl was a real sashabree!She almost got killed by that abusive boyfriend while she was checking to see if he was "The One!"
by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021
Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.
by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021
I didn't sleep so well that night on the seeleposterpeedick.I always had to keep one eye open,out of fear, because of the danger.Even while having great sexy time.He had no soul.
by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021
A beautiful looking guy that acts like he has courtesy,might even pretend to be of service to you...but is actually a woman and animal hating psychopath that while making out with you,will smile and say he wants to cut your titties off.
Yeah girls....he was a good looking fake.He was a curtisleestewart with a perfect smile.He kissed me while we were camping,and then said he wanted to cut my boobs off! What a creep!
by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021