surwife

The act of outliving your spouse.

Congratulations Joe, you've surwifed! Took you 50 years of your life, didn't it!

by Smallaxt February 19, 2009

Malenutrition

It's a general term for a medical condition primary men suffer from, caused by an improper or inadequate diet and nutrition consisting of Beer, Beer and any type of food that goes with it best.

John died from Malenutrition last year.
Yeah, did he...
He did- have another beer?
Sure thing.

by Smallaxt February 28, 2009