13 definitions by Slydog11
A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.
Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!
by Slydog11 November 7, 2019
by Slydog11 October 25, 2020
When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
by Slydog11 November 1, 2019
by Slydog11 January 11, 2020
The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.
by Slydog11 June 25, 2020
Mindsnipe is the action of beating someone to a joke or idea. If you said it before them no matter who thought of it first, you just mindsniped them.
“That girl over there looks like Amy Schumer.” “Dude no way I was just about to say the same thing, you mindsniped me!”
by Slydog11 November 25, 2019
Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
by Slydog11 December 18, 2021