13 definitions by Slydog11

Mindsnipe is the action of beating someone to a joke or idea. If you said it before them no matter who thought of it first, you just mindsniped them.
“That girl over there looks like Amy Schumer.” “Dude no way I was just about to say the same thing, you mindsniped me!”
by Slydog11 November 25, 2019
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Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
by Slydog11 December 18, 2021
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When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.
“My stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!”
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
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When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”
by Slydog11 January 4, 2021
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Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.
“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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The male shoots a cumshot into a girl’s nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.
Sorry I’m late I had to blow my nose after my boyfriend gave me the sex flu
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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