13 definitions by Slydog11
A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.
Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!
by Slydog11 November 7, 2019
When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
by Slydog11 November 1, 2019
by Slydog11 January 11, 2020
The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.
by Slydog11 June 25, 2020
Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
by Slydog11 January 3, 2021
Mindsnipe is the action of beating someone to a joke or idea. If you said it before them no matter who thought of it first, you just mindsniped them.
“That girl over there looks like Amy Schumer.” “Dude no way I was just about to say the same thing, you mindsniped me!”
by Slydog11 November 25, 2019