A stupid faggot (Pronounced FAE-got) who...
- Gets 3-stocked by Slug in Brawl
- Has a cousin who is quite adept at smashing the C-Stick
- Kills Deviling and gets a Blade of Darkness
- Gets 3 Smokie Cards without getting a Kitty Band.
- Gets dropped by Garm and loses MVP
- Forgets to bring his ED to Phreeoni
Ralph: Yeah, I was playing this game called Ragnarok Online, and I killed this purple jell-O thing and it gave me some sort of sword, but I can't equip it.
Samwise: Lolocaust, you're a total Kyuu.