v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated
As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.
A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.
Don't expect him to be rational. He's a forty-niner at best.
The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.
Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!
When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.
Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.
(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.
(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.
Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.
When a female stimulates a male by rubbing his testicles or licking the side of his cock while he is laying down and his cock is erect and pointing straight up, the "snow cone" occurs when the cum oozes out and remains on top of the cock, ready to eat.
She blew me, squeezed me, licked me... and finally ate the snow cone.
A person who doesn't see the sense or importance in using automobile direction signals.
Man, I didn't expect that guy to slow down and make that turn. Anti-directionalist swine!