43 definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.

Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

gloryhole goblin

One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.

"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

balanced bitch

The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.

" I needa find me a balanced bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022

Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.

Get the fuck outta here you fuckin sperm dragon

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

oil burner bitch

The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.

Get the fuck outta here you goddamn oil burner bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

sour soup

When someone cums in anothers ass and they blow a cum bubble and you eat it.

How you like that sour soup for breakfast

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022