43 definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp
Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.
"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
A dry ass crusty raisin type bitch. Pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a dry personality, and a pair of chap dick suckin lips to match.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 26, 2022
The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.
"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis
Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022
The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022
Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022