a witty retort mocking someone who says "oh, snap!"
You're momma's so fat, they have an urban dictionary entry about it.

Oh, Snap!

Crackle Pop!
by pwns3524 May 13, 2010
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When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.
Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
by Tmilla February 4, 2021
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Three gay cereal box characters that are clinically depressed because they don't represent a better tasting cereal.
Jesus Christ Pop, couldn't you score us a better marketing gig. You def won't be getting any action from Crackle or I, since we are so depressed we are unable to sustain an election. Snap- Crackle-Pop cereal is a terrible tasting

Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.

The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.
by Snuggle Piss October 27, 2016
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Mild exclamation generally used to express disappointment, surprise or excitement. Used in place of the oft-used term "snap" in order to establish one's difference from the norm (i.e, their individuality).
Person A: My car just died.
Person B: Oh, snap-crackle-pop, that sucks.
by Somnambulizt May 25, 2007
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A bong rip with marijuana, tobacco, and wax.
Dude 1: *coughing hysterically* Shit, man!!
Dude 2: Damn bruh, you really hit that snap crackle pop!!
by blonde.babe April 18, 2018
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When you cum in their pussy or asshole, add rice bubbles and eat it up. YUM!
She let me Snap, Crackle & Pop last night and now I ain't need no breakfast
by Rack19 October 1, 2018
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