2 definitions by Sleepy Dummy

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 3, 2014

Sleepy Dummy

An individual who is relatively dumb and sleeps more than 12 hours a day.

All she does is sleep all day, she’s such a sleepy dummy...

by Sleepy Dummy January 31, 2021