4 definitions by Sledgehammer

slap the cat

Sex. To hit the pussy.

I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.

by Sledgehammer October 9, 2004

Shanaynay Fever

Being attracted to a ugly and beastly neighbor.

Martin had Shanaynay Fever for Resbutia.

by Sledgehammer April 10, 2013

chavlips

A condition inflicted by beauty therapists,
caused by injecting too much lip filler when aiming to produce the perfect pout for female clients.

....I can’t come out tonight , that new cow at lip fillers r us has given me proper chavlips, I look like Orville

....can you book me in for proper chavlips on Friday at 10, they weren’t full enough the last time you did them.

by Sledgehammer January 11, 2019

stayinability

Being able to move from one sexual position to another without penis withdrawal.

He has great stayinability.

by Sledgehammer February 28, 2015