Slatte's definitions

Finger

Triggers the release of a deadly gas when pulled

his finger was pulled and damn it stunk. we had to get the county fumigated.

by Slatte October 29, 2006

idiot proof

An item that is so insanely easy that even people who's IQ's are surpassed by those of rocks can still understand how to use it.
If something is idiot proof; to make it it impossible to mess up or misuse.

Dude, did you hear they made an idiot proof knife?
Yeah, but it turns somebody made a better idiot, so there were a few injuries. . .

by Slatte December 8, 2006

dough not

When you're going to say "don't" but then switch to "do not" halfway through, you end up say a mix of the two.

Jimmy: I dough not want pizza today.
Fred: What?

by Slatte October 15, 2010

JaGeX

Stands for Java Gaming Experts. They're known for creating the game Runescape, an mmorpg. Some despise them, while others love them. Despite their growing number of fans, the only people to spread the word about them are people who have quit the game, giving it a bad reputation. The reason no good things are said about the company is becase everyone who likes them is to addicted to their games.

If Jagex advertised on Cartoon Network, they would control the next generation.

by Slatte October 3, 2006

Jehovah's Witness

A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.

Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.

by slatte November 13, 2006

Pennsylvania Avenue

1)The only street more crooked than Lombard Street.
2)The street on which the White House is stationed.

Pennsylvania Avenue is horrible

by Slatte December 10, 2006

Goth

Probably the most weirdass way to spend your youth.

At age 45, Tim realized he looked like a total moron with his satanic tattoos and excess supply of black makeup. Why did he become a goth? The world may never know

by Slatte October 18, 2008