Definitions by Slackermeg

snackretary

A secretary who frequently snacks while at work.

Mary: "Why does it sound like that person on the phone was talking with her mouth full?"
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."

snackretary by slackermeg September 6, 2009

slackretary 

A secretary that specializes in slacking off or doing assigned duties in a leisurely way.

Mary: "Why aren't these papers on the charts yet?"
Sherry: "Gee, I don't know. Why don't you ask my slackretary over there!"

slackretary by Slackermeg September 2, 2009