16 definitions by Skydog70
"Richard triggered a huge barfight by hitting that poor musician right in the middle of the face for nothing.
Boy, when I saw that, I wrapped my belt around my right hand, walked right into the melee, and 'THUMP!', one blow to the back of that bastard's skull, and everything was square again.
Soon, we could all go home."
The place cleared out, someone went for ice and towels; others cleaned up the broken glass and righted the tables.
Then, my pants fell down.
Boy, when I saw that, I wrapped my belt around my right hand, walked right into the melee, and 'THUMP!', one blow to the back of that bastard's skull, and everything was square again.
Soon, we could all go home."
The place cleared out, someone went for ice and towels; others cleaned up the broken glass and righted the tables.
Then, my pants fell down.
by Skydog70 January 6, 2006
Bum #1: 'Man I'm cold and wet and tired, and my shoes are no good. Where can we go in this rain?'
Bum#2: 'Let's try Sally.'
Bum#2: 'Let's try Sally.'
by Skydog70 May 7, 2007
Verb. To hurl a penny really hard, usually at the back of the head of someone sitting in front of you. A popular school prank.
A nickel might do more damage, but it was never worth throwing away 5 cents if you missed.
(Don't try this in college)
A nickel might do more damage, but it was never worth throwing away 5 cents if you missed.
(Don't try this in college)
A penny can fly fast and hard if you wing it, especially if you held it like you're going to skip a stone, then put a snap to your wrist like a whip.
"Tee Hee, let's wing that guy in English Class again, (you know the one the principal caught beating off in the bathroom.")
Good penny wingers ought to be on the pitching staff of the school team, instead of in detention.
"Tee Hee, let's wing that guy in English Class again, (you know the one the principal caught beating off in the bathroom.")
Good penny wingers ought to be on the pitching staff of the school team, instead of in detention.
by Skydog70 May 7, 2007
1) Only a small dent.
2) To punch someone in the head- hard enough to hurt their pride, but not hard enough to keep them from seeking vengeance.
2) To punch someone in the head- hard enough to hurt their pride, but not hard enough to keep them from seeking vengeance.
Joe: I wonder after that night I hit Richard in the head in the Bar.
Mike: What is this all about?
Barry (to Mike): He dinged Richard. (Ha ha ha.)
Mike: What is this all about?
Barry (to Mike): He dinged Richard. (Ha ha ha.)
by Skydog70 February 21, 2011
"Jim got thunked going home last night. Serves him right for walking in a dark alley with all his paycheck in his pocket.
by Skydog70 January 5, 2006
A traffic jam caused by two lowriders engaged in long conversation, each sitting in the driver's seat of their own extra wide rides, parked for the duration in the middle of a narrow side street, blocking it entirely. Both engines running optional.
The street was entirely blocked and me thoughts,....'Damn, another 'Puerto Rican Reunion'.
"Hey, move it or milk it!!!... The streets were wider in San Juan!" (Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep....)
"Hey, move it or milk it!!!... The streets were wider in San Juan!" (Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep....)
by Skydog70 February 14, 2006
The character name of one of the "Little Rascals", a black boy who starred along with Buckwheat. He was black, so they gave him a name associated with his shade of skin color, what you'd probably see if you were blind.
Stymie is Scottish for "blind man.", in particular, one with white eyes like cataracts, thus what they'd call one golf ball blocking another golf ball on the golf green. It really could, with some imagination, look like a man with cataracts.
Stymie is Scottish for "blind man.", in particular, one with white eyes like cataracts, thus what they'd call one golf ball blocking another golf ball on the golf green. It really could, with some imagination, look like a man with cataracts.
Eddie Murphy got his start making stand-up jokes about all the names given the Little Rascals, particularly Stymie.
by Skydog70 May 19, 2007