1 definition by Skybound 895

1. A random guy on a stupid war game that you're best guy friend ditches you on the phone for because he finds male interaction over the internet more amusing than actually talking to one of his best friend's who happens to be a girl. Also, this best friend who is a girl is about as close as he will get to having a girlfriend and ditching her for Harry Potter was a very stupid move.

2. A stupid enemy tank on WiiPlay named after the above ditcher's online friend because of the above situation.
1.
Guy Friend: Sorry, I got to go.
Girl Friend: Why? I haven't talked to you since I left for camp!
Guy Friend: Harry Potter really needs my help right now. Sorry.
Girl Friend: ...Gr. Fine. Bye.

2.
Girl 1: Hey, what should we name these tanks?
Girl 2: Benedict Arnold, Retriever, Mutt and...Harry Potter.
Girl 1: Harry Potter?
Girl 2: That's the person on that stupid game I got ditched for.
Girl 1: Okay. I'm gonna kill me some tank ass today!
Girl 2: *BOOM!*
by Skybound 895 January 27, 2009
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