A horrible event in which only the most horrible things happen to someone, by the most grizzled and horrible people. Often applicable to horror movies, car wrecks, etc..Often used as a response to create dark humor.
A person of little intelligence, with knowledge of an abstract field. Comes off as useless, or rediculous.
Not to be confused with a Geek, which is a Person of intelligence pertaining to a specific field; Generally obsessive to the point that they have a serious deficiency of social skills or understanding.
Also not to be confused with Nerd, which is a combination of the two, and is out-dated.
Nobody cares what color legolas's panties are, dork.
I can't believe that geek would rather stay home and design software for extra credit than come out and have a drink with us.