SkidMarkyMark's definitions

googly boobs

n. The breast equivalent of googly eyes. Think of the eyes on a muppet: protruding spherical orbs that bounce and sway. Googly boobs are rather large (D-cup or larger), have just enough sag to allow them to sway back and forth pendulously, but aren't mushy enough to be described as jiggly.

When Brandee took the stage and doffed her top I was completely transfixed by her googly boobs.

by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006

hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.

The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!

by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006

Starbucks cumshot

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006

sugar tits

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

hot poops

n. The condition, brought on by eating contaminated food, that results in hot liquid feces spraying uncontrollably from one's ass; diarrhea brought about by e. coli or salmonella. Used by Cotton Hill in a "King of the Hill" episode.

Watch out! They got that water down in Mexico that'll give you the hot poops if you drink it.

by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006

yummy mummy

A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.

Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!

by SkidMarkyMark July 13, 2006

tardation

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.

What in tardation is going on in here??!?!

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006