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hiking the Appalachian Trail

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."
by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009
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low interest light

n. If humans came equipped with dashboards, this would be the indicator light that shows you have no interest in a given activity.
I need you to attend tomorrow's weekly meeting for me; my low interest light just came on.
by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007
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welfare line

n. A reciprocating-type lawn sprinkler. So called because the noise it makes is similar to the ethnic composition of a line of folks waiting for their welfare payment: "spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic ...chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...." (Just say it to yourself and you'll get it.)
Gotta go to the hardware store and buy me a welfare line if I want to get this lawn watered.
by SkidMarkyMark August 29, 2006
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PTT

An acronym that stands for "Push To Talk." It refers to a particular mode of cell phone usage wherein one holds the device in front of one's face, yelling at it and listening to its tinny speaker which continuously squawks an annoying chirping noise. A way for white trash and other lower orders to amuse themselves by pretending they're talking on radios just like policemen.
If you're using PTT on your cell phone, you're a waste of skin and should just kill yourself right now.
by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
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Gazongazilla

n. A female with enormous (bigger than DDD) tits.
Whoah! Check out Gazongazilla over there with the 44-FFs!
by SkidMarkyMark July 27, 2006
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googly boobs

n. The breast equivalent of googly eyes. Think of the eyes on a muppet: protruding spherical orbs that bounce and sway. Googly boobs are rather large (D-cup or larger), have just enough sag to allow them to sway back and forth pendulously, but aren't mushy enough to be described as jiggly.
When Brandee took the stage and doffed her top I was completely transfixed by her googly boobs.
by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
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n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.
The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!
by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006
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