SkidMarkyMark's definitions

hot poops

n. The condition, brought on by eating contaminated food, that results in hot liquid feces spraying uncontrollably from one's ass; diarrhea brought about by e. coli or salmonella. Used by Cotton Hill in a "King of the Hill" episode.

Watch out! They got that water down in Mexico that'll give you the hot poops if you drink it.

by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006

googly boobs

n. The breast equivalent of googly eyes. Think of the eyes on a muppet: protruding spherical orbs that bounce and sway. Googly boobs are rather large (D-cup or larger), have just enough sag to allow them to sway back and forth pendulously, but aren't mushy enough to be described as jiggly.

When Brandee took the stage and doffed her top I was completely transfixed by her googly boobs.

by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006

hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.

The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!

by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006

yummy mummy

A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.

Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!

by SkidMarkyMark July 13, 2006

colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009

sda

abbrev. "Seventh Day Adventists." A bunch of jew-wannabes. They don't say "Saturday," but call it the "Sabbath," and don't do any work between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday. They don't eat pork either or have sex until they're married, and they run around crying about the end times and how everyone treats them 'cause they're different (duh).

I have to work this Saturday because my SDA coworker can't come into the office and write code, but he can go mountain climbing because that isn't "work." What a fuck.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Yale Rule

The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.

"Greetings, my name is Throckmorton Q. Covington; pleased to meet you. I say, it's a fine day. It reminds me of when I was a young lad attending Yale...."

Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006