SkidMarkyMark's definitions

blowjobs after marriage

n. Synonym for Bigfoot.

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

freedom baggie

n. A one-quart, clear plastic bag into which you place your 100-mL bottles of liquids in order to carry them aboard an airplane. A magical device that somehow prevents you from blowing up a plane with solid explosives, or emptying all your little bottles into one big one. Security theater in action.

You can take away my Fourth Amendment right to be free of illegal search and seizure, but you'll never take away my freedom baggie.

by SkidMarkyMark May 27, 2008

PTT

An acronym that stands for "Push To Talk." It refers to a particular mode of cell phone usage wherein one holds the device in front of one's face, yelling at it and listening to its tinny speaker which continuously squawks an annoying chirping noise. A way for white trash and other lower orders to amuse themselves by pretending they're talking on radios just like policemen.

If you're using PTT on your cell phone, you're a waste of skin and should just kill yourself right now.

by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006

hiking the Appalachian Trail

v. To carry on an extramarital affair.

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."

by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009

low interest light

n. If humans came equipped with dashboards, this would be the indicator light that shows you have no interest in a given activity.

I need you to attend tomorrow's weekly meeting for me; my low interest light just came on.

by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

sons of the soil

n. A synonym for "hillbilly."

Lisa Simpson: "I believe the preferred term is 'conjoined twins'."

Dr. Hibbert: "And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it ain't gonna happen."

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

welfare line

n. A reciprocating-type lawn sprinkler. So called because the noise it makes is similar to the ethnic composition of a line of folks waiting for their welfare payment: "spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic ...chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...." (Just say it to yourself and you'll get it.)

Gotta go to the hardware store and buy me a welfare line if I want to get this lawn watered.

by SkidMarkyMark August 29, 2006