SkidMarkyMark's definitions

jackpack

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.

The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

kentucky doorbell

To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door.

Cletus across the street had a friend that would ring the Kentucky doorbell each morning at 5:00 am. I say "had" because me and my tire iron had a little chat with him.

by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006

googly boobs

n. The breast equivalent of googly eyes. Think of the eyes on a muppet: protruding spherical orbs that bounce and sway. Googly boobs are rather large (D-cup or larger), have just enough sag to allow them to sway back and forth pendulously, but aren't mushy enough to be described as jiggly.

When Brandee took the stage and doffed her top I was completely transfixed by her googly boobs.

by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006

guinea pig

n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.

I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.

by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006

fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007

juggalo trap

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.

Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.

by SkidMarkyMark January 6, 2007

low interest light

n. If humans came equipped with dashboards, this would be the indicator light that shows you have no interest in a given activity.

I need you to attend tomorrow's weekly meeting for me; my low interest light just came on.

by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007