7 definitions by SketchyOtakuLol
Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.
Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
Teacher: What does your name mean, Olive?
Olive: AMazing, joy, awesome, and cool!
Teacher: That suits you!
*Class chants her name*
Olive: MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE
Olive: AMazing, joy, awesome, and cool!
Teacher: That suits you!
*Class chants her name*
Olive: MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
A very gigantic purple thing that likes to stomp on cities and date random women from mars.
They like to eat planets, and sometimes people. Their current homeland is Minnesota.
They will throw their babies at you if they feel threatened.
They like to eat planets, and sometimes people. Their current homeland is Minnesota.
They will throw their babies at you if they feel threatened.
“Oh shit, I see a gigantic purple thing in the air again.”
“Wtf do you mean Carlo?”
“Look.”
“Oh. Well, goodbye carlo. See you in the afterlife.”
“Its edsheeranspurplevibrator”
“Wtf do you mean Carlo?”
“Look.”
“Oh. Well, goodbye carlo. See you in the afterlife.”
“Its edsheeranspurplevibrator”
by SketchyOtakuLol August 29, 2021
Zoey is a wonderful name for both males and females. She loves to draw but probably isn't a Van Go! She is an excellent reader and loves broccoli. She probably can speak French or likes the Medieval Times. Her fashion sense could be better, but her hair is *kisses air in chef kiss* mawah! Amazing! Her nicknames are Zoo, Zoh or ZZZZZZZZ. She probably snores in her sleep, too!
Zoey: Jack.. Paint me like one of your French Gurls
Jack: What?
Zoey: Paint me wearing this necklace
Jack: OK?
Zoey: ONLY wearing this necklace.
Jack: What?
Zoey: Paint me wearing this necklace
Jack: OK?
Zoey: ONLY wearing this necklace.
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
Sophia is one of the sweetest girls you'll meet. Her eyes look spectacular and her hair is such a good color. If you end up dating this sweet girl, NEVER EVER LET GO. OR ELSE YOU WILL BE SAD FOR THE REST OF OUR LIFE AND EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU AND YOU ARE SIAPPOINTED IN YOURSELF. SOphia is amazing so never ever ever let go
Boy 1: I can't believe I've done it!
Boy 2: Done what?
Boy 1: I broke up with sophia!
Boy 2: GET AWAY FROM ME NERD
Boy 2: Done what?
Boy 1: I broke up with sophia!
Boy 2: GET AWAY FROM ME NERD
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
Fucking demons from Hell. They are sent down to earth to make Humans love them, but then eat them when the humans sleep. But some are sent down from the Gods that save all humans from depression.
Annie: I need some cats
Zoe: There's some in a nearby shelter
Annie: OK! *annie goes to pet shelter*
Annie: I'd like that black one!
Pet Shelter PErson: That one comes with a terrible price!!
Annie: 7000 dollars? Oh who cares I need one!
Pet Shelter: No, he was sent form Satan-
Annie: Bye! *gives penny*
*LATAER THE CAT EATS ANNIE
Zoe: There's some in a nearby shelter
Annie: OK! *annie goes to pet shelter*
Annie: I'd like that black one!
Pet Shelter PErson: That one comes with a terrible price!!
Annie: 7000 dollars? Oh who cares I need one!
Pet Shelter: No, he was sent form Satan-
Annie: Bye! *gives penny*
*LATAER THE CAT EATS ANNIE
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?
Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?
Guy: it's about this train named Thomas
Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!
Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?
Guy: it's about this train named Thomas
Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021