7 definitions by Skeleton secretary

Luke McGill

sexy fella, who does not like the phrase cool beans homie, and is nicknamed Gum Bum

Its luke Mcgill

by Skeleton secretary August 26, 2019

The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 25, 2018

Will Starkey

He is a awesome kid and he is going to marry his phone and his playboy magazines

Oh it's Will Starkey

by Skeleton secretary May 16, 2019

Tim Simpson

A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him

Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson

by Skeleton secretary August 16, 2019

alistair scott

A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family

James: oh is that Alistair Scott
William: yeah he is so weird

by Skeleton secretary October 16, 2017

Jaiden Gunning

A stupid idiot who takes drugs (I think) and has no family because they were eaten by seahorses apparently (see. Druggo)

Oh looks it is a Jaiden Gunning, he is so dumb

by Skeleton secretary October 19, 2017

Alistair S

An annoying and emo little boy who punches everyone. people find his bad 'puns' and 'good' sense of humor very irritating. he isn't very good at anything except punching people in the arms and playing the bass guitar

Oh the Alistair S kid is remarkably bothersome

by Skeleton secretary February 27, 2019