3 definitions by Skeeter Bug

jayowing

When unacceptable actions, reactions or behaviors leave people mindless as if they're masturbating aka "jacking off". The act of masturbating

Go.The light turned green. You must be jayowing

Stop jayowing and get to work.
Billy's in his bedroom watching porn and jayowing again.

by Skeeter Bug June 7, 2019

Condoodlefy

To take a concept, condition or situation and make or cause unrecognizable confusion

Dan will condoodlefy simple directions.
Jill has a way to condoodlefy the truth.
Their way was all condoodlefied.

by Skeeter Bug June 7, 2019

Alaskan bar bq

The state of unlikely success, possibility, comprehension or understanding. As an extreme rarity.

Lighting a cigarette with a wet match is like an "Alaskan Bar bq".

Fitting in a size 10 shoe with your size 12s, is an Alaskan Bar BQ
He's trying to buy a car with no money or no job. That's an Alaskan Bar BQ

by Skeeter Bug July 22, 2018