A lingering smelly fart
You farted 10 minutes ago? Yea. Jesus this butt fog just wont go away!!
the sweaty residue on your barse after sex
i was riding yer one for 3 hours and i conjured up almighty barse sweat which took 3 rolls of bog roll to clear up.
a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out
i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluff
The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.
Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass