An alternative to burgered
. This is mainly used when a direct confrontation is not desired. It involves the throwing, tossing, slapping or otherwise launching of small animal feces towards another person.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.
That bastard across the room could kick my ass if I tried to burger him, so I will serve him up a happy meal instead.