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Verb. Jerkwalking is just like jay walking but more interesting because you are jerking off, while you jay walk.
Bro #1: bro I'm way cooler than you.
Bro#2: prove it bro
Bro#1: watch this, *starts Jerkwalking in front of traffic*
Bro#2: Damn bro

"You wont believe this but after my 12 hour shift I was just trying to get home to catch some shuteye when some crackhead started jerkwalking across all lanes."
by Sir hotcock May 1, 2022
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When you accidentally drown your favorite food in waay too ranch
Bruh I hella just overranched my asiago chicken sanny again
by Sir hotcock May 19, 2022
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1. The act of donating a hug to someone that is ugly.
2. The person that just yelled at you was hella ugly.
Damn bro she hugly!! Bro what you don't this weekend? Not much why? Wanna do something charitable? Aiight like what? How about we hugly? Man are you sure? It might make them feel better bro. Okay let's hugly.
by Sir hotcock February 6, 2022
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