1 definition by Sir Vanliktenstein

Shmegma

Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth.

First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.

by Sir Vanliktenstein January 1, 2011