20 definitions by SilkyMeatloaf
1. Mixture of urine and ejaculate. This happens when a male becomes too excited while giving someone a Golden Shower. This is a rare occurrence because it is extremely difficult to urinate and ejaculate at the same time.
2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.
2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 31, 2019
A dominant female that loves to insert objects into a submissive male. Peggy's often brag about there strap on collection. They give their toys affectionate names like "Kong" or "Alexa". Peggy originally found her fetish during a lonely night at home on page 63 of Pornhub. Tell a Peggy that her submissive is gay and you will enter a 10 hour debate about the male "G" spot and how this is normal. Don't get bamboozled by Peggy trying to convince you to try a finger to "see how good it feels". You will know when you meet a Peggy because she usually will have on a sun visor and be coaching ladies softball. It is not uncommon to also find Peggy's in the cat food aisle at your local grocery store. Other activities Peggy enjoys beside pegging males with a strap on are: piss play (the act of urinating on Golden Tate Jersey's), general degradation of a submissive male and being the HBIC of anything.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.
by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019
A term used to describe a punishment imposed on an inmate of the Michigan Department of Corrections. LOP means loss of privileges. When an inmate is on LOP they lose all yard, rec, and TV room privileges.
Shotie got caught smoking in 9 block by Officer Custard so that bitch Mrs. Lewis gave him 5 days LOP.
by SilkyMeatloaf August 1, 2019
When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs go numb from being on the toilet so long you break in and force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.
I don't know what going on with my wife and I. If she doesn't give me some soon I am going to have to give her a Dirty DelDuco.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019