28 definitions by Silicosis9324
The BULLSHIT belief that the constellation your sun happens to be in determines how you'll act and who you're compatible with for the rest of your life. It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you and your worst enemy's zodiac signs aren't compatible. Your worst enemy probably hates you because you're an astrology girl/guy.
Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.
Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
1) Manfred von Richthofen, the German pilot who got 80 confirmed kills during WWI.
2) The name of some frozen pizza brand thingy. Probably named after the German pilot with 80 kills.
3) Sigh... According to the perverts here at urbandictionary... it's something to do with a girl's period and sex. I'm not kidding. 99% of the definitions for "Red Baron" are sexual and kinky, even though the term wasn't inherently sexual in the first place.
2) The name of some frozen pizza brand thingy. Probably named after the German pilot with 80 kills.
3) Sigh... According to the perverts here at urbandictionary... it's something to do with a girl's period and sex. I'm not kidding. 99% of the definitions for "Red Baron" are sexual and kinky, even though the term wasn't inherently sexual in the first place.
1) "The Red Baron sure did have a lot of kills back then"
2) "They deadass named their pizza after a german pilot with 80 kills. I honestly don't know why."
3) "Imagine being a skilled German pilot during WWI who was feared by the French pilots, and then 90+ years later your nickname is apparently having sex with a girl during her orgasm or some shit like that. I would be rolling in my GRAVE if I was that pilot and found out about this."
2) "They deadass named their pizza after a german pilot with 80 kills. I honestly don't know why."
3) "Imagine being a skilled German pilot during WWI who was feared by the French pilots, and then 90+ years later your nickname is apparently having sex with a girl during her orgasm or some shit like that. I would be rolling in my GRAVE if I was that pilot and found out about this."
by Silicosis9324 May 19, 2022
Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism
According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"
Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023
The biggest finite number ever. Around TREE(TREE(TREE(Rayo's Number))) times bigger than Rayo's Number.
Nolan: Did you know that Rayo's Number is the biggest finite number ever?
Tyler: No. A Morbillion is bigger than Rayo's Number.
Tyler: No. A Morbillion is bigger than Rayo's Number.
by Silicosis9324 May 4, 2022