5 definitions by Sigfiglover

a really long shlong with a big commie dongles
Angrily, jessica ordered Jeffery to whip out his staff.
by Sigfiglover June 2, 2023
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Amazing milk and when bought at chinese supermakets it has a sus woman on the side.
Joe: yo did you see that coconut milk carton
Jimmy: nah whats so special about it?
Joe: it has woman
Jimmy: DAYUM
by Sigfiglover March 24, 2022
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Ambily's are beautiful and vibrant women who are passionate about sharing knowledge and happiness with those around them. They tend to enjoy logical topics when it comes to education such as science, and especially physics. A strange trait unique to Ambily's are that they talk about this strange concept of a "Sig Fig", and try to explain to everyone around them how to use these special Figs. However, don't be fooled by this deceptive tactic. Ambily's share Sig Figs, but they are not fruits. Sig figs are a special number notation system, but Ambily's often claim that you must "round to sig figs". Aside from Sig Figs, Ambily's enjoy giving long lectures and being exact with measurements.
Fred: Bruh did you see Ambily at science class yesterday? She looked VIBRANT when she was talking about Sig Figs.
Bob: Damn right I did! Goddamnit I can't stop thinking about that woman.
by Sigfiglover November 24, 2021
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Vivans, often known as "BIG V's" are some of the most powerful and jacked up beings in the universe. These individuals often possess a strength higher than that of the most powerful fard eating monkes. If you see a Vivan, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE because if you're facing one of the strongest people west of the mississipi (such as Big V) alone, you have no chance. Vivan's are also capable of doing 50000000 pushups without even breaking a sweat somehow. Why? Who knows.
Fred: Yo did you see Big V destroy Joe yesterday?
Jimmy: nah man i didnt see him. I did see Vivan do an insane amount of pushups tho
Fred: damn, just remember to be careful around that kid, he could kill you with his pinky
by Sigfiglover April 13, 2022
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Smidgitty is a name you give to a cute object or person, such as a Raahil. Smidgitty is often used to express large amounts of endearment and affection that is almost inexpressible with a proper word.
Andrew: hello smidgitty wookins smoggings friggy wuppins
Winston: yes I am cute
by Sigfiglover April 13, 2022
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