5 definitions by Sierratwohotel

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.
That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.
by Sierratwohotel June 19, 2018
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The act of coming up with convenient excuses to miss family functions.
(Person 1): Where is “insert name?”
(Person 2): He said he had to help someone “insert menial task.”
(Person 1): Why does he always have to shaynate? Doesn’t he know we miss him when he’s not here?
by Sierratwohotel June 19, 2018
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A faceplant in to the rock face of a mountain. Could be described as Eskimo kissing a boulder.
Dude, did you see that guy flip over his handlebars and Wayneo. I thought his nose was going to fall off.
by Sierratwohotel June 12, 2018
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The term given to a same day invite.
I wish I would have known about the event sooner. Response: Well, I sent you a Ricker
by Sierratwohotel May 26, 2018
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The ability to get others to perform deeds for you or provide free materials without asking. Ability can be traced to the dark side of the force.
We just installed his roof for him last weekend and this weekend he is drinking all of our beer and taking our leftovers. What a Jeffro.
by Sierratwohotel June 12, 2018
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