5 definitions by ShrewdSauce

Pucker Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.

I'm sorry baby, I got told you'd love a pucker punch and I just went all Maverick on ya.

by ShrewdSauce February 13, 2022

Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.

Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap

by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021

Flaming Larry

A sexual act involving double penetration, with the primary lubricant being Deep Heat or Dencorub.

I've got Billy and Oscar coming over tonight to wreck me with a Flaming Larry.

by ShrewdSauce November 14, 2021

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact not, Johnny.

Look at that guy over there! It's Not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021