4 definitions by Showstick
The act of deeply breathing in the aroma of a hot woman’s booty. To be performed in the same manner as the witches breathing in the glowing auras of their victims in the beloved 1993 film, Hocus Pocus.
“My girl came home from the gym yesterday, and before she washed, I made damn sure to Hocus Pocus her sweaty booty!”
by Showstick September 24, 2018
The Trench Run involves spreading the asscheeks of a hot woman, and in one fluid motion, pass your nose and mouth between while simultaneously spitting into her “exhaust port.”
The name is a reference to the famous scene in Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope, in which Luke uses the Force to direct shots fired from his X-wing into the exhaust port of the Death Star, resulting in its subsequent explosion.
The name is a reference to the famous scene in Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope, in which Luke uses the Force to direct shots fired from his X-wing into the exhaust port of the Death Star, resulting in its subsequent explosion.
Her butt was looking so good. I did a Trench Run right through her ass cheeks. The Force guided my spittle precisely into her tight asshole. Under my breath I uttered, “The Galaxy is saved.”
by Showstick September 25, 2018
The act of catching a fart in your hand and throwing it in the face of a friend or foe....
The name is in reference to famous primatologist, Jane Goodall. It implies that Jane learned many bad habits from her chimpanzee friends while living amongst them all those years. One habit being the tendency to defecate into her hand and throw it at others.
The name is in reference to famous primatologist, Jane Goodall. It implies that Jane learned many bad habits from her chimpanzee friends while living amongst them all those years. One habit being the tendency to defecate into her hand and throw it at others.
While my bother is playing video games I like to fart into my cupped hand and throw it in his face and scream, “You just got Goodalled bitch!”
by Showstick September 25, 2018
A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018